my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
