I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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