At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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