Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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