I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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