id be glad to
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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