Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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