Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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