i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
vagina is talking i cant
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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