He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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