She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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