Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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