She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Randomize
