We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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