she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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