Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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