i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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