I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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