Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize