how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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