I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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