We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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