Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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