they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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