I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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