Your face is a jimmy john
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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