i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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