i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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