Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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