a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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