Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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