did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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