I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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