Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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