I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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