This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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