Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He called his prostate his "boner button".
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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