I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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