Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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