I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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