i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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