drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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