well most of my day revolves around power hour
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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