Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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