I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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