we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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