Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We need to rekindle our bromance
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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