I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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