Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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