so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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