Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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