why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Ladies don't puke and tell
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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