I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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