i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
this is an emotional support booty call
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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