if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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