I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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